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      | 1. Opening credits: "Chatty Catties directed by Donna Summer" | 
      2. Characters A and B enter the scene. | 
    
    
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      | 3. A says: "Hi everyone!!! I haven't seen you in a long time! I hope your summer has been good!" | 
      4. B says: "Did you say SUMMER???" | 
    
    
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      | 5. A says: "Oh I got that! Well, we're coming up on 9/11." | 
      6. B says: "I hope everyone is back on track" | 
    
    
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      | 7. A says: "Well, I start writing my book again in September with Mark Elliot." | 
      8. B says: "OHHH, am I in the book?!" | 
    
    
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      10.  A says: "Hey Girl! Thanks for sending me all those great emails." | 
    
    
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      | 11. B says: "I thought you should know what your fans think about you." | 
      12. A says: "I love my fans!!! I have the best fans in the world!!! That goes for you too, Kath!" | 
    
    
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      | 13. B says: "So, when are you going to start recording again, Girl??" | 
      14. A says: "Actually, I'll probably start around October! I've got 30 songs! but the Diva needs MORE!" | 
    
    
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      | 15. B says: "Well, let's get with the program here! Christmas is coming!!" | 
      16. The End |